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Sumerian Goddess Ubaid
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NetScientia Innovations - Sensations - Creations
This Archive/SiteMap/Previous Article page should grow rather quickly - in case you're romotely interested - and extremely bored...

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Talented? Want to live in the Southern California Riveria making 100k a year plus bonuses, and all the perks a California Yuppie needs to endure? We need you.

The Powers of Ten
View the Milky Way at 10 million light years from Earth, then move through space towards the Earth in successive orders of magnitude until you reach a tall an oak tree just outside the buildings of the National High Magnetic Field Laboratory in Tallahassee, Florida. After that, begin to move from the actual size of a leaf into a microscopic world that reveals leaf cell walls, the cell nucleus, chromatin, DNA and finally, into the subatomic universe of electrons and protons. Very Cool

We Need More Taxes! This page is making it around the web like wildfire! -
Hey, we love and support the Internal Revenue Services with 50k annually - Go IRS! Rah Rah! - Almost 15k hits a day a climbing two fold daily. Someone likes this page! :)

The F'Word Historical Usage Page **Warning** - Contains 'obviously' Profanity
If you're offended by the ole "F" word, this isn't your ideal destination.

Revenge of the Nigerian Email Scam Still our most popular page!
Give a little payback to 419 email spammers here.

Strange Wordly Facts weird but true facts about nothing at all!
Probably the largest compilation of its kind with more whacky info then you really need to know. Not a bad read if you're bored and seeking a hmmm haha.

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George Bush Resume This page is on fire! Getting 2500 hits a day plus.
Facts and stats on GWB's job as prezident - Kerry coming soon!

Camel Spiders
The Desert Camel Spider - Fact or Myth?

Thoughts on Alien Visitation
Read what previous "powers that were" had to say on the subject

Know Your Media! Are You A Sheep?
Links to the Media Conglomerate Reality *Bahhh*

Mans Orgins - What Are You, Really?
Thoughts on the Missing Link debate. Evolved? Created? Both?

Religious Impact Versus Scientific Reality
Bible belters will probably not dig this one.

Life Perspective
Relates to the overall quality of life, and how it's taken for granted

Google Search Engine Tips
Google probably does more then you realize, and then some. - Compilation of resources for those interested in archaeology, anthropology, and ancient civilizations. Includes general links, glossary of archaeology terms, links to museums of archaeology and anthropology, and teacher's resources & lesson plans.

Astronomy Picture of the Day Archive - Each day a different image or photograph of our universe is featured, along with a brief explanation written by a professional astronomer.

Cartographic Images Home Page - Index of ancient, medieval and renaissance maps; 6,000 B.C.- 1880 A.D. - Listen to funny song parodies of Britney Spears, Eminem, Bruce Springsteen, Tom Petty, George Bush, and more. - Make President George Bush dance and do aerobics. - Make your own online animated movies for free. Dream Analyzer - Find out what your dreams mean by using this online dream analyzer. Type in your dream to have it instantly interpreted. - Watch full length concert videos of your favorite bands for free.

Mullets Galore - Features Mullet hunts, Mullet of the week, random Mullet archive, picture books, vocabulary, and mail sack.

National UFO Reporting Center - Comprehensive and up to date UFO information source. Electronically report a UFO sighting and have it posted in the Online Report Database.

Sitchin, Zecharia - Author of The 12th Planet and several other books in the Earth Chronicles series, Sitchin argues that the deities of the ancient Near East were real, live ancient astronauts. - Play practical online jokes on friends and family using this free online prank service.

UFO ROUNDUP - A weekly compilation of UFO related events and stories from around the world.

What's Wrong ? (Ghost Photo) - If you stare at this picture for about 30 seconds, you can see a ghost of an older lady who's husband was killed during the Civil War at Gettysburg. Look back and forth at the windows. Strange thing is, you can hear faintly her talking to her husband. (They have a recording from the actual location) Turn the volume up real loud on your speakers. Listen closely. (Warning - This will freak you out. Not for the faint of heart)

Who Rules America? - This documentary report names men who control America's news and entertainment media and, through these, public opinion and the political process. - Features a Congressional directory, irreverent articles, a free tracking service, behind-the-scenes info, and interactive tools.

Logic: The art of being wrong with confidence...

to give is to receive
Giving to those in need

Not Uncle Sam's greed

Will always be our creed

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NetScientia Charitable Foundation
We've been rather fortunate in our web ventures, and not being the ultra-covetous conglomerate we sometimes portray, have set up a foundation (ok, tax break) fund and are accepting submissions using the following criteria to evaluate grant requests - Projects should:
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A good SEO service is hard to find, eh? Promises of high rankings amidst strategically placed keywords and link exchange programs achieving page rank utopia. Well, if you think linking to other sites will boost your search result, um, you'd be INcorrect. It's a myth, don't waste your time. Yes, we do indeed have a magical formula that has worked for every site we've developed, unfortunately we're so back logged we can't consider any new clients for several months. Which is ok because you probably couldn't afford us anyway. We've shared a few secrets with VisionTech, they might be able to help.

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Ah yes, we do have lots of fun stuff we'll be revealing over time. This is one of our favorites. Having many high end sites, we get inundated with spam email, and this of course includes the now infamous Nigerian Email Scam. Well, we finally got tired of it and decided to have a little fun and get back at these morons. We're happy to report it's been a smashing success, so we'll now share it with you. If you'd like a little revenge payback action, Click Here Don't get mad, get even, Baybee!

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