to NetScientia Web Concepts - We're Hiring!
NetScientia has a ton of projects that will not be found on, or
has nothing to do with this particular site, which is for the most part, our
corporate parody. We have several high end clients that demand total
confidentiality in the development of various projects which will be disclosed
if you are considered. (Nothing unethical or porn related). Hint - We are based
in a large DOD contractor area, and several projects are not even disclosed to
the closest friends or family - (who shall remain clueless). If you got what it takes,
you'll be handsomely rewarded. We also have many mainstream projects, so it's
not all cloak and dagger. For NetScientia openings only, scroll down.
The Collective Studios - Job Openings
Since being founded in 1997, The
established itself as a leading developer of interactive
entertainment software having worked on the critically
Trek: Deep Space Nine - The Fallen, Buffy
the Vampire Slayer, and Indiana
Jones and the Emperor's Tomb. Our upcoming
projects include Wrath;
a stunning, genre-defining original title being
developed for LucasArts. Our studio is located
in the sunny Californian town of Newport
offer an excellent compensation and benefits package
& Vision Insurance
With Company Matching
Events (including a killer Xmas Party)
donuts, and barbecues!!
our world-class team of programmers, artists,
animators, and designers and apply your formidable
talents to games worthy of them.
Collective is growing and our needs change frequently
so even if you don't see an opening for you at
the moment please send us your resume anyway as
a suitable position could open shortly. For current positions that need filled, you can Click Here to assimilate, or Email resume to: firstname.lastname@example.org
NTegrity Computer Job Openings
Interested in a very lucrative computer consulting career on the beautiful California Riviera coastline? NTegrity is accepting applications for sales reps, consultants, and computer repair network installation technicians. Please
email current resume/references to NetScientia Job Opportunities with Ntegrity Seeker
in the subject field.
NetScientia Corporate Headquarters - Job Openings
Seeking Funky Talented Types -
Current Positions Available:
Junior .NET Developer Might be filled, but PLEASE send resume anyway!
The successful candidate will have skills and experience with relevant web and
database technologies including ASP.NET, ASP, SQL Server and a understanding of
object-oriented design principles. Strong written communication skills are also
important as project specification documentation will be required.
Proven experience using any or all of the following technologies (on the
Microsoft platform) in a professional capacity is highly desirable:
o SQL Server
o Action scripting for Macromedia Flash
Experience with commercial content management / ecommerce projects will be
o Tertiary qualifications in Computer Science or similar
o Commercial development experience (e.g. VB, ASP, C++, etc).
o Commercial development experience in VB.NET, ASP.NET and/or C#.
Please include short cover letter outlining key strengths. Include any relevant
URL’s and attach resume.
Seeking a Junior / Graduate Designer with a good knowledge of multimedia
and website production.
Successful applicants will posses strong design skills demonstrated by an
The role will initially be split between smaller design projects (working with
Senior Designers) and website / multimedia production.
Computer literacy is a must. A solid knowledge of HTML, Dreamweaver and Flash
would be a distinct advantage however fundamental design skills are the
Bachelor of Design (Graphic Design or Multimedia Design) preferable.
Design of website systems from concept to completion (working with Creative
Director and Senior Designers). Responsibilities involve client-side
production. Quality assurance and testing of completed websites will also be
required, as will content management and updates.
Applicants should be motivated, enthusiastic and willing to contribute to an
award winning culture.
Production Lead with Project Management
The production lead is responsible for producing and managing the web
development process between designer and technologists. In many cases, the role
may involve managing projects from start to finish, including client
interaction and management with associated documentation.
Production responsibilities include producing browser/client-side technologies
interaction with the design and technical teams. The successful candidate will
be responsible for complete website builds following project specification.
The role does include hands-on production work translating design concepts to
HTML prior to integration of server-side code and content acquisition. The role
also incorporates accessibility, compatibility and performance testing.
Applicants should have excellent verbal and written communication skills,
experience dealing with clients in a commercial context and some project
management experience. Proven experience with browser and client-side
technologies. Knowledge of usability, accessibility issues would be a distinct
Opportunities exist to move towards full time project/account management (with
technical focus) or to lead an extended production / client-side programming
The role involves all aspects of building, testing, and updating websites as
well as quality control. Applicants should be both motivated and enthusiastic,
and will play an important role in the development methodology.
Please include short cover letter outlining key strengths. Include any relevant
URLs and attach resume.
NetScientia will pay you more then you'd ever think possible, but
you must be the quirky type with talent and motivation. We're in the Newport
Coast area of Orange County, Southern California. All applicants will be
subject to 'federal' reference-background checks and be required to sign
confidentiality agreements if considered. All applicants must have a clean
criminal record and be a US citizen.
Hey, you just have to be creative and talented! Send us a link to your work and
we'll have a look.
Send resume type junk to :
NetScientia Job Opportunities
Thanks for your interest in NetScientia!
"I was going to work today but the voices
kept telling me to stay home and clean the guns"
Giving to those in need
Uncle Sam's greed
Will always be our creed
A rather worthy deed
We've been rather fortunate in
our web ventures, and not being the ultra-covetous conglomerate we sometimes
portray, have set up a foundation (ok, tax break) fund and are accepting
submissions using the following criteria to evaluate grant requests - Projects
Have 501(c)(3) or not-for-profit
Involve collaboration with other
organizations to achieve and /or obtain maximum results.
Concern animal rights and/or
Concern families needing funds
for travel, accomodations, medical expense regarding terminal illness -
Concern planet earth eco-systems
awarness, education, preservation, and conservation.
Hey, we love paying taxes, (cough gag choke) but would rather give to you!
NetScientia Computer Connections
Still paying full price for
computers, huh? tsk tsk... check out our good buddies over at
California Computer Sales for the most righteous deals on
computer related knick knacks. Specializing in wholesale Dell products, we can
ship anywhere, anytime and offer telephone support at no extra charge.
Excellent service beyond reproach.
Why wait, don't debate, CCS will treat you great!
NetScientia Website Optimization Services
A good SEO service is hard to
find, eh? Promises of high rankings amidst strategically placed keywords and
link exchange programs achieving page rank utopia. Well, if you think linking
to other sites will boost your search result, um, you'd be INcorrect.
It's a myth, don't waste your time. Yes, we do indeed have a magical formula
that has worked for every site we've developed, unfortunately we're so back
logged we can't consider any new clients for several months. Which is ok
because you probably couldn't afford us anyway. We've shared a few secrets with
VisionTech, they might be able to help.
NetScientia Dating Services
We own the largest dating
network on the World Wide Web consisting of over two hundred matchmaking sites,
many offering totally free contact personals for singles. (Which is we are so
loved, so very much). We're also developing the Web's only true meta
Love Romance search engine that should be launched by mid 2004.
NetScientia Real Estate Homepages
Wouldn't it be nice to have your
own personal home address dot.com to refer potential buyers, agents etc? We can
whip out a two page keyword domain for 389.00 - Includes registration, a years
hosting and search engine submission. check out
811vandyke.com for one of our example clients. (House is SOLD)
We also have several keyword domains for sale. For example:
proper optimization, these sites can obtain top positions in any search engine.
For complete list of domains for sale contact
us We have travel, ecommerce site domains etc.
Southern California Computer Consultants
Seeking a reputable computer
consulting firm serving the Los Angeles, Orange County, Southern California
area? We hear the lads over at NTegrity
Computer Services are top notch! Offering computer repairs, network
installions, and just about everything computer related, these guys are top of
the line. Tell 'em NetScientia sent ya, and they'll likley double the
price and give you half off. <;o)
NetScientia Fun Stuff - When Staff Gets Bored
Ah yes, we do have lots of fun
stuff we'll be revealing over time. This is one of our favorites. Having many
high end sites, we get inundated with spam email, and this of course includes
the now infamous Nigerian Email Scam. Well, we finally got tired of it
and decided to have a little fun and get back at these morons. We're happy to
report it's been a smashing success, so we'll now share it with you. If you'd
like a little revenge payback action, Click
Here Don't get mad, get even, Baybee!
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