Nestled high upon a scenic mesa overlooking the Kern River Valley - A completely private, almost 60 "perimeter fenced" acre filming ranch surrounded by thousands of acres of national forest with state of the art security!
From arid deserts to verdant mountains, from remote streams to formidable rivers and lakes, from deep granite canyons to lush meadows and giant sequoia forests, and from winding mountain roads to dusty hiking and horse trails, our diverse offerings are within an easy 2 hour drive from Hollywood.
The only locations we can't provide are metropolitan high-rise buildings and smoggy congested freeways. Ocean scenes are also a bit difficult to frame here, but sometimes when the wind comes up, Lake Isabella can look just like the Pacific!
Ranch Property Amenities:
** 3200 sq ft butler building **
Storage of location audio and video equipment (Once out of the truck, stays out of the truck)
Audio mixing/video production and editing facility complete with stage - perfect for indoor "one room" set scenes, and music videos.
Upper loft bunkhouse and lounge, bath and shower facilities, complete dual RV hook ups, and seperate flammable materials storage. (stunt pyrotechnics)
5000 sq ft Main Lodge
is over 5000 sq ft of luxury comfort complete with two seperate wing master suites with walk-in wardrobe and full bath facilities that will make the movie leads feel at home, with complete privacy. (Leave those "star trailers" on the lot!) The main room boosts a huge fireplace, wet bar, pool table, and wide screen entertainment center and is over 2000 sq feet! Private upstairs loft contains a study with complete computer facility and is ideal for rehearsing lines, and a seperate lounge that can be easily converted to sleeping facilities, both with access to the large balcony where the only "star gazing" is in the heavens.
Nestled high upon a scenic mesa overlooking The Kern River Valley - A completely private, 58 "perimeter fenced" acre ranch on the Kern River with state of the art security!
And NO, we are NOT paranoid- that's just rumours spread by our right wing enemies. We all have opinions. Ours are simply the correct ones
Our web properties consist of an eclectic myriad from ecommerce, travel, real estate and matchmaking sites to media watch, big brother "gonna getcha" conspiracies, orgins of man ideologies, ufology, alien visitation, archaeological and anthropological sites. The majority of our sites achieve top rankings for targeted key words, thusly, many of our sites are noms des plumes or pseudonym authored, not linked within, and registered under various aliases.
We've been rather fortunate in our web ventures, and not being the ultra-covetous conglomerate we sometimes portray, have set up a foundation (ok, tax break) fund and are accepting submissions using the following criteria to evaluate grant requests.
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Have 501(c)(3) or not-for-profit status.
Involve collaboration with other organizations to achieve and /or obtain maximum results.
Animal abuse, rights, and/or conservation
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All new prospects are added and reviewed in the order they are received. We'll get back to you with a more specific start date should we opt to take on your project. More website design info.
We won't take on new clients until October, 2004. We feel it's pertinent to devote all resources to current customer campaigns opposed to taking on more projects then we can effectively handle. "Quality, not quantity". This devotion to our clients ultimate resolve is why we charge more then other services. If budget is a main concern, we're probably not the firm for you. If you desire a site that will most likley produce a top ten search result for your targeted keywords, and don't mind waiting a spell, you maycontact us with your project specs and timeline.
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1/2 mile of Kern River front - The KR Movie Ranch owns both sides of this river that includes calm pools via a private sandy beach to roaring rapids with 20 ft cliffs. The mighty Kern (preserved by Congress as Wild and Scenic) is considered one of the top whitewater rafting and kayaking river runs in North America, and is recently the new home of the International Kayak Races.
Hollywood's Oasis!
The Kern Valley prides itself on having 5 of the 6 distinct Bioregions within the state of California. Hundreds of major motion pictures, TV programs, info-commercials and music videos have been filmed at numerous photogenic locations, all within 5 to 35 minutes of the Ranch. If you find a location outside of the ranch, The K.R.V. Film Location Library office will assist you in identifying and submitting appropriate permit requests to the right people without delays or prolonged searches. A supply of the various forms is maintained at our facility and our staff is ready to help in any way possible. It's another reason we're popular with location crews.
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Wouldn't it be nice to have your own personal home address dot.com to refer potential buyers, agents etc? We can whip out a two page keyword domain for 389.00 - Includes registration, a years hosting and search engine submission. check out 811vandyke.com for one of our example clients. (House is SOLD) This fluke of a brain child has become very popular because it sells the damn house! We have many keyword domains for sale. For example, a key word domain with proper optimization, can obtain top positions in any search engine. For complete list of domains for sale contact us We have travel, ecommerce, dating domains etc.
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Did you know that the video game market is 5 times more profitable then all the Hollywood and foreign movie business's combined? This is why all the major motion picture studios are now trying to license hot video development companies to create the hottest new game to coincide with movie releases. Why? Video games can make 10 times more money then the movie itself! the collective is one of the most sought after video software developers in the business.
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Nestled high upon a scenic mesa overlooking The Kern River Valley - A completely private, 58 "perimeter fenced" acre ranch on the Kern River with state of the art security!
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