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NetScientia Privacy Policy
Welcome
to NetScientia Web Concepts
NetScientia will never share, sell, or rent individual personal
information with anything or anyone for any reason except cold hard cash - just
kidding - We don't know who you are, and don't care. None of the NetScientia
family of sites partake in email marketing campaigns, or anything else
that could be deemed intrusive.
We do provide links to some third-party
sites. Since we do not control these Web sites, we encourage you to review the
privacy policies posted on these (and all) third-party sites.
NetScientia does not knowingly market to persons under the age of 18. Some content on our
networks might be deemed inappropriate for persons 18 and under and therefore
discourage surfers of that age to head elsewhere. Here are a few tips to
help make a child/teens online experience safer:
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Teach kids never to give personal
information, unless supervised by a parent or responsible adult. Includes name,
address, phone, school, etc.
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Know the sites your kids are visiting and
which sites are appropriate.
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Look for Web site privacy policies. Know how
your child's information is treated.
Check out the
FTC's site for more tips on protecting children's privacy
online.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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Giving to those in needNot
Uncle Sam's greed
Will always be our creed
A rather worthy deed
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NetScientia Charitable
Foundation
We've been rather fortunate in
our web ventures, and not being the ultra-covetous conglomerate we sometimes
portray, have set up a foundation (ok, tax break) fund and are accepting
submissions using the following criteria to evaluate grant requests - Projects
should:
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Have 501(c)(3) or not-for-profit
status
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Involve collaboration with other
organizations to achieve and /or obtain maximum results.
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Concern animal rights and/or
conservation
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Concern families needing funds
for travel, accomodations, medical expense regarding terminal illness -
especially youngin's
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Concern planet earth eco-systems
awarness, education, preservation, and conservation.
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Hey, we love paying taxes, (cough gag choke) but would rather give to you!
More Info
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NetScientia Computer Connections
Still paying full price for
computers, huh? tsk tsk... check out our good buddies over at
California Computer Sales for the most righteous deals on
computer related knick knacks. Specializing in wholesale Dell products, we can
ship anywhere, anytime and offer telephone support at no extra charge.
Excellent service beyond reproach.
Why wait, don't debate, CCS will treat you great!
(rah rah)
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NetScientia Website Optimization Services
A good SEO service is hard to
find, eh? Promises of high rankings amidst strategically placed keywords and
link exchange programs achieving page rank utopia. Well, if you think linking
to other sites will boost your search result, um, you'd be INcorrect.
It's a myth, don't waste your time. Yes, we do indeed have a magical formula
that has worked for every site we've developed, unfortunately we're so back
logged we can't consider any new clients for several months. Which is ok
because you probably couldn't afford us anyway. We've shared a few secrets with
VisionTech, they might be able to help.
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NetScientia Dating Services
We own the largest dating
network on the World Wide Web consisting of over one hundred matchmaking sites,
many offering totally free contact personals for singles. (Which is we are so
loved, so very much). We're also developing the Web's only true meta
Love Romance search engine that should be launched by early 2004.
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NetScientia Real Estate Homepages
Wouldn't it be nice to have your
own personal home address dot.com to refer potential buyers, agents etc? We can
whip out a two page keyword domain for 389.00 - Includes registration, a years
hosting and search engine submission. check out
811vandyke.com for one of our example clients. (House is SOLD)
We also have several keyword domains for sale. For example:
www.orange-county-southern-california-real-estate.com With
proper optimization, these sites can obtain top positions in any search engine.
For complete list of domains for sale contact
us We have travel, ecommerce site domains etc.
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Southern California Computer Consultants
Seeking a reputable computer
consulting firm serving the Los Angeles, Orange County, Southern California
area? We hear the lads over at NTegrity
Computer Services are top notch! Offering computer repairs, network
installions, and just about everything computer related, these guys are top of
the line. Tell 'em NetScientia sent ya, and they'll likley double the
price and give you half off. <;o)
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NetScientia Fun Stuff - When Staff Gets Bored
Ah yes, we do have lots of fun
stuff we'll be revealing over time. This is one of our favorites. Having many
high end sites, we get inundated with spam email, and this of course includes
the now infamous Nigerian Email Scam. Well, we finally got tired of it
and decided to have a little fun and get back at these morons. We're happy to
report it's been a smashing success, so we'll now share it with you. If you'd
like a little revenge payback action, Click
Here Don't get mad, get even, Baybee!
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