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Website Search Engine Rankings Tips and Advice
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to NetScientia Web Concepts We're Hiring!
NetScientia Website Optimization Services
A good SEO service is hard to
find, eh? Promises of high rankings amidst strategically placed keywords and
link exchange programs achieving page rank utopia. Well, if you think linking
to other sites will boost your search result, um, you'd be IN correct.
It's a myth, don't waste your time. Link exchanges have absolutely nothing to do with search engine results. It well indeed affect your page rank, and if over done, can actually hurt your site rankings. However, page rank in no way equates the out outcome of SE results. The majority of our sites have received the NUMBER ONE Google position for the most lucrative keyword/words beating out millions of results. None of the sites had any link exchanges when they achieved these amazing rankings. (And made us quite wealthy). We too, in the beginning fell haphazardly into the "its all about page rank via link exchanges" hype and actually lost rankings on a couple trial sites because of it. Hey, you can certainly have outgoing links to relevant sites, but tread with trepidation my friends. Learning from mistakes.<- (how original). Yes, after 248 years we do indeed have magical formulas that has worked for every recent site we've
developed. But as all things Internet related, it could all change tomorrow. The
trick is keeping up with the changing trends and theorized algorithms type junk. Your lucky day! Since we can't take you on as a beloved client, We've decided to partially reveal one of our many "magical formulas" to give you some insight as to what it takes to get those cranky search engine bots to give your site some attention. Basic formula as follows:
((X)n Rs+Si^2) + (Ho+html)-Sp{INF} + (tet_Mfi+m^3) + (SLp+(X)11) = Significant { $$$^ + yikes! } results. ;)
Quick simplistic break down for your convenience:
- ((X)n Rs + Si^2) = On going relative research via 2 stratagems and intervals consecutively.
- (Ho+htm) - Sp{INF} = Hands on coding, "NO" software programs. ie; frontpage (blech)
- (tet_Mfi+m^3) = trial and error beta testing in multiple code format implementation with a minimum of three variables.
- (SLp + (X)11) = 11 Strategic Link placements
(Sorry, but the SLp is classified top secret and requires Majic security clearance )
disclaimer: formula slightly altered to protect the innocent and various patent junk.
Following the above formula might just surprise you. :) There are many variables that should be hypothesized, researched, investigated, and subjected to repeated testing confirmation analysis. Hm, kind of like that ole scientific methodology
nonesense, huh? The rewards can be over whelming.
Unfortunately we're so back logged we can't consider any new clients for several months. We've shared a few secrets
with our children over at VisionTech, they might be able to lend you a hand, but last told they're quite busy these days as well. Never hurts to try!
In the meantime, when and if father time permits, we'll be adding numerous tips and advice resource pages for the basic guidelines
regarding practical web page design and creation, search engine tips, web site
optimization advice and so forth.
The Two Rules of Success: 1. "Don't tell everything
you know" 2.
Articles regarding search engine page ranks and website optimization.
Common Website Design Terms and Definitions
Definitions of Advertising and
Affiliate Marketing
Search Engine Terms and Definitions
High Rankings Search Engines
Tips for Self Search Engine Optimization
History of the Almighty Search Engines
Google Search Engine Tips
Website Keyword Tools Links Advice
Tips for Increasing Traffic
We all have opinions. Ours are the correct ones.
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Giving to those in needNot
Uncle Sam's greed
Will always be our creed
A rather worthy deed
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NetScientia Charitable
Foundation
We've been rather fortunate in
our web ventures, and not being the ultra-covetous conglomerate we sometimes
portray, have set up a foundation (ok, tax break) fund and are accepting
submissions using the following criteria to evaluate grant requests - Projects
should:
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Have 501(c)(3) or not-for-profit
status
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Involve collaboration with other
organizations to achieve and /or obtain maximum results.
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Concern animal rights and/or
conservation
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Concern families needing funds
for travel, accomodations, medical expense regarding terminal illness -
especially youngin's
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Concern planet earth eco-systems
awarness, education, preservation, and conservation.
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Hey, we love paying taxes, (cough gag choke) but would rather give to you!
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NetScientia Computer Connections
Still paying full price for
computers, huh? tsk tsk... check out our good buddies over at
California Computer Sales for the most righteous deals on
computer related knick knacks. Specializing in wholesale Dell products, we can
ship anywhere, anytime and offer telephone support at no extra charge.
Excellent service beyond reproach.
Why wait, don't debate, CCS will treat you great!
(rah rah)
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NetScientia Website Optimization Services
A good SEO service is hard to
find, eh? Promises of high rankings amidst strategically placed keywords and
link exchange programs achieving page rank utopia. Well, if you think linking
to other sites will boost your search result, um, you'd be INcorrect.
It's a myth, don't waste your time. Yes, we do indeed have a magical formula
that has worked for every site we've developed, unfortunately we're so back
logged we can't consider any new clients for several months. Which is ok
because you probably couldn't afford us anyway. We've shared a few secrets with
VisionTech, they might be able to help.
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NetScientia Dating Services
We own the largest dating
network on the World Wide Web consisting of over one hundred matchmaking sites,
many offering totally free contact personals for singles. (Which is we are so
loved, so very much). We're also developing the Web's only true meta
Love Romance search engine that should be launched by early 2004.
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NetScientia Real Estate Homepages
Wouldn't it be nice to have your
own personal home address dot.com to refer potential buyers, agents etc? We can
whip out a two page keyword domain for 389.00 - Includes registration, a years
hosting and search engine submission. check out
811vandyke.com for one of our example clients. (House is SOLD)
We also have several keyword domains for sale. For example:
www.orange-county-southern-california-real-estate.com With
proper optimization, these sites can obtain top positions in any search engine.
For complete list of domains for sale contact
us We have travel, ecommerce site domains etc.
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Southern California Computer Consultants
Seeking a reputable computer
consulting firm serving the Los Angeles, Orange County, Southern California
area? We hear the lads over at NTegrity
Computer Services are top notch! Offering computer repairs, network
installions, and just about everything computer related, these guys are top of
the line. Tell 'em NetScientia sent ya, and they'll likley double the
price and give you half off. <;o)
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NetScientia Fun Stuff - When Staff Gets Bored
Ah yes, we do have lots of fun
stuff we'll be revealing over time. This is one of our favorites. Having many
high end sites, we get inundated with spam email, and this of course includes
the now infamous Nigerian Email Scam. Well, we finally got tired of it
and decided to have a little fun and get back at these morons. We're happy to
report it's been a smashing success, so we'll now share it with you. If you'd
like a little revenge payback action, Click
Here Don't get mad, get even, Baybee!
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